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Lion Demotivational Poster

THE LION KING - True story.

WHAT MATTERS MOST - Is how you see yourself.

TAGS: only one person needs to love you its you kitten lion
Rating: 4.09/5

More motifakes by TheWiceMan

agdaniele - January 7, 2010, 7:51 pm
Not good when you see only one lion!
GreyScorpion - January 7, 2010, 5:12 pm
excellent 5 lions

YES DEAR. - I know. I'm sorry. Yes, it WAS my fault. Yes, you ARE right. Look, I've said i'm sorry. I don't know what more i can say.

TAGS: lion lioness henpecked
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by AaronL

holymoly - February 29, 2012, 4:16 pm
love it. king of the jungle my a**.. we know who wears the mane

TEABAGGING - I'm doing it!

TAGS: tea bagging teabagging lions
Rating: 3.13/5

More motifakes by Swen

Woody - July 16, 2009, 3:54 pm
Truely owned!!!
jj - October 6, 2008, 7:53 pm
"snailing" OMFG! HAAHAhahahahahah
aPauling - September 25, 2008, 3:20 pm
That's a female lion. She's snailing!


TAGS: lion animal ****
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

CloudchaserS - April 20, 2013, 1:56 am
Us predators hate it when that happens. Our food always running is bad enough, fighting back is worse.
Preacher Man - April 19, 2013, 10:50 pm
Run, Mufasa, RUN!
SLOHAND62 - April 19, 2013, 3:48 pm
5winded lions for a timely laugh today. Thanks for sharing
EmilioDumphque - April 19, 2013, 2:51 pm
This is why lions don't like to hunt alone.


TAGS: sheldon bigban mountain lion
Rating: 4.95/5

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MPsniper - November 6, 2011, 7:41 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2011, 4:47 pm
I've said it before....Airman can sing me to sleep any time.

ANONYMOUS - Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth. Oscar Wilde

TAGS: mask v anonymous identity scientology oscar wilde quote legion rebelion foxnews
Rating: 4.03/5

More motifakes by furniturestore

agdaniele - May 26, 2010, 9:00 pm
They are "Anonymous" - providing nobody anonymity but themselves... and although much good intent is shown, I'm not a fan of action without accountability; which is what this is. But, there are worse masked and hooded groups, so a tip of the hat to them.
Zealot - May 26, 2010, 7:23 pm
but a decent start to your motifaking
Zealot - May 26, 2010, 7:22 pm
Ah, the mask. the symbol of who they are. no one really knows who they just talked to, but they all say the same thing. 4/5, you shoulda titled it Anonymity for everyone to be able to get it



PARENTING - You're doing it wrong

TAGS: lion mountain encounter if you
Rating: 3.52/5

More motifakes by EternalEye622

EternalEye622 - August 25, 2012, 9:54 pm
Thx Appreciate it
Finchy123 - August 25, 2012, 8:33 pm
Good for a first one. Because LMFAO! Hope you make more great ones and welcome to Motifake.
EternalEye622 - August 25, 2012, 10:18 am
Hey guys this is my first motifake hope you enjoy :)


TAGS: we all suffer lion
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by steph1

steph1 - March 14, 2011, 6:17 pm
sharing the suffering is half the fun
culos - March 14, 2011, 5:53 pm
what do you mean, too? You mean women suffer it as well????
Zook - March 14, 2011, 7:30 am
i approve this statement

IDEAS - The Bad Ones Can Be Oh-So-Deadly

TAGS: ideas lions zebras killed
Rating: 3.68/5
Grim R@per - September 2, 2010, 5:32 pm
not even mine... that was the booze talking, this was mine http://www.motifake.com/stunt-doubles-zebra-costume-lion-attack-demotivational-poster-87157.html
Grim R@per - September 2, 2010, 5:30 pm
One of my first posters. Sorry kids.
Cubbybear - August 23, 2010, 11:03 pm
The Bad Ones Can Be Oh-So-Deadly...Posters? Just kidding...really not too bad
agdaniele - August 23, 2010, 10:48 pm
Register and log in to make posters. Please and thank you.
Kmonet - August 23, 2010, 10:21 pm
I didn't put my name in it and the title could have been better. Rookie.
Sean - August 23, 2010, 2:31 pm
Lion #1: "Good heavens, Reginald, is it just me, or does this zebra taste like chicken?"
Mr. Shiny - August 23, 2010, 2:43 am
I agree, this could have been a classic.
pzykosiz - August 23, 2010, 12:24 am
they should have left their name as well
agdaniele - August 22, 2010, 10:53 pm
This picture was gold. Should've been in more resposible hands.


TAGS: threats one lion stupid people who make tunnels
Rating: 3.36/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Claire - September 7, 2009, 9:33 pm
f*** it, I'm tunnelling this :)
Y0yo - June 10, 2009, 3:45 pm
Why am I so tempted to tunnel this now =(
Mark - April 3, 2009, 3:10 pm
Pure Genius Ron. Five fabulous furrowing felines for you.

REALITY - Some people ignore it more than others

TAGS: detroit lions football
Rating: 2.19/5
GreyScorpion - December 3, 2009, 11:19 am
1 L for the subliminal message I received

LOOKING FOR ME? - Reach for that gun over there. I dare you.


THE ULTIMATE VALENTINE'S GIFT FOR YOUR MAN - Hey ladies, hurry it's on sale: only $OMG and YIKES cents.

TAGS: car white gold expensive oil billionaire
Rating: 3.74/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

realogic - March 10, 2012, 1:15 pm
As usual an Arab with billions covers his car in white gold instead of you know.. making someone not starve.. Least it runs on bio fuel.
booger13 - March 26, 2010, 9:49 pm
naturally it had to be GERMAN =] to be this EPIC . anyone know how many were made, or was this IF YOU HAVE TO ASK THE PRICE YOU CANT AFFORD IT ? deals ?
CANADA - February 5, 2010, 3:31 pm
THATS SWEET! he owns an oil company but runs bio fuel lol
Derek - February 5, 2010, 3:24 pm
Fastest production automatic in the World I believe. (The gold alloy helps to stop it rusting with all their rain.)


TAGS: a lioness in public is a tigress in bed
Rating: 2.77/5

More motifakes by Sean

agdaniele - October 17, 2009, 12:28 pm
5L... for the poster AND the inside info... I did not know that Jim Croce had a son.
Sean - October 17, 2009, 12:18 am
Folk, more than country. But if it counts as country, it's good country. A rarity indeed.
Sean - October 17, 2009, 12:17 am
Jim Croce was the real deal. Great lyrics. And just a great sense of what's real and worth singing about. And humour too.
MrRandom - October 17, 2009, 12:17 am
Sounds like a county song
Sean - October 17, 2009, 12:16 am
This poster was truly inspired by the Jim Croce son Rollerderby Queen. It's on the Tube of You. "Her friends called her Toughie, but all her buddies called her Spike." And "The meanest hunk 'a woman that anybody ever seen ... down in the arena." ...


TAGS: lion no
Rating: 4.79/5

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EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2013, 12:21 pm
Why the hell would anyone want to have *** with a cross and disagreeable woman?? Sorta defeats the purpose, don't it?

GENDO POSE - Attracts catgirl maids.


TAGS: billionaire millionaire secret woman mariand
Rating: 4.96/5

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GaryO - April 19, 2012, 10:05 am
N-I-C-E...reminds me of a broker or two...

YOUR MONKEY - Is about to be spanked.

TAGS: monkey spank lion eat
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by Mongo

forseti - April 7, 2010, 11:15 am
ROFL. 5 Lions more want to spank the monkey now!

Unappreciated -

TAGS: 400 trillion lover tells unappreciated
Rating: 4.87/5

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Ashson - July 5, 2014, 9:48 pm
Actually, the odds are 1. You've already been born as you.

THE WUXI FINGER HOLD - Son of a Gun, it really works!!!

TAGS: wuxi lion
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by HugoPhurst

Bullridinwenck - April 22, 2013, 11:30 am
five lions for a Wuxi finger hold on a lion haha

5 LIONS - Not so pleasant in real life.......

TAGS: 5 lions angry roar
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by marshmallow

spacedog - July 19, 2010, 4:47 pm
Great poster! 5L, marshmallow.
marshmallow - July 18, 2010, 11:41 pm
shiny... i like the fact its a gif lol
Cubbybear - July 18, 2010, 11:40 pm
So...how do you guys like my new avatar? Took me 3 days to find the right one
Cubbybear - July 18, 2010, 11:38 pm
My older works make me laugh especially the ones on naughtyFake
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 11:36 pm
....and as I look at my older work, 1 lion is eternal.
Cubbybear - July 18, 2010, 11:35 pm
LOL...Aggy true
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 11:32 pm
Naturally, Cubby... 5 lions never last for long.
Cubbybear - July 18, 2010, 11:27 pm
Those water buffalo are tough bastards...I bet he got away
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 11:25 pm
Love it!
marshmallow - July 18, 2010, 9:35 pm
xD thanks, it was inspired while i was watching lion king
rerun - July 18, 2010, 9:31 pm

Now, that is funny


TAGS: billion world steve jobs apple
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by forseti

stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 6:41 pm
anyway, production is still increasing worldwide... that 's what make the apple to become rotten
dootndo2 - October 7, 2011, 9:16 am
Only 1/2 million looking.

IMMORTALITY - Million long for immortality who don't know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon Susan Ertz

TAGS: million immortality sunday
Rating: 4.65/5

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Cyberhagen - June 21, 2011, 1:08 pm
Hmm.. good point! OTOH, with all that time on my hands, I'm sure I'd figure something out.

FACEPALM - Because expressing how dumb that was in words just doesn't work

TAGS: lion facepalm
Rating: 3.14/5

More motifakes by Mike

MISDIRRECTION - Hallmark of the best security systems.


TAGS: lion king turtles
Rating: 4.3/5

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Reality Lord - April 2, 2011, 11:36 am


CAN YOU HEAR IT? - The old Star Trek fight music? Dada da, da, da, da, da, da dada da dah, Dada da, da, da, da, da, da dada DA dah...

TAGS: lion tiger star trek fight music
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by Koradan

spacedog - October 26, 2014, 6:30 pm
I think I've found a bug. The forum b***on logs me out.
BrokenEye - July 1, 2010, 6:49 pm
**** dude, I don't even remember what the old Star Trek fight music WAS (and the text doesn't exactly convey audio well).
CANADA - October 20, 2009, 10:00 am
love this poster!
Eternal Lord Jackass - October 20, 2009, 8:52 am
Paul Gibson - October 2, 2009, 1:20 am
No he thinking of Star Trek fight theme where Kirk's shirt inevitably torn. Also Siberian Tigers pretty much just eat lions in the wild where their ranges overlap. And, they're not entirely speciated. Rarely hybrids are seen.
Junior - September 30, 2009, 7:43 pm
it's star wars, not star trek, idiot
LogicDude - September 26, 2009, 3:36 pm
This is epic and upon further inspection has been found to be full of win. 5 Tigers. *guess who I'm betting on?*
Bartimaeus - September 26, 2009, 3:22 pm
O, sure! Bet on the white guy! Racist...*places a bet on the lion*
Smokey - September 26, 2009, 3:18 pm
Taking Bets! My money is on the tiger.

LIONS - With this many haters around.... They may mean nothing at all!

TAGS: more negative lions are given out by haters than positive ones by fans your low ratings may be a sign of respect your high rating may mean nothing at all comments and compliments mean more than lions
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

crazzyd77 - December 29, 2012, 8:16 pm
How sad
TheTrashHeap - December 3, 2009, 5:48 pm
"prolly have aids by now" WTF are you even talking about?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 3, 2009, 4:42 pm
You have a lot of anger in you GrimFilth........Show us on the dolly where the bad man touched you, You'll feel better.
GrimFilth - December 3, 2009, 4:28 pm
3 fat f***s and many rangers. bet the fatties can't even track down a sandwich in the fridge. It comforts me knowing they prolly have aids by now, and they can't see their own p****es
MrRandom - December 3, 2009, 12:32 am
know it alls been a very racist commenter for some time.
BoneCD - December 3, 2009, 12:25 am
I see what you mean...taking something innocent as the crew for the Big Game hunt standing in the background, like a Coach would in a Team Ph**o, and making it racist!
BoneCD - December 3, 2009, 12:20 am
Hey, I didn't know WTF you talking about there Space...So I took a sh** in the dark
spacedog - December 3, 2009, 12:19 am
I meant Knowitalls version and comment. I like TTH's poster.
BoneCD - December 3, 2009, 12:17 am
Me too, I can see the Lion's figs...so d*** disgusting.
spacedog - December 3, 2009, 12:15 am
I'm a bit surprised that his poster was approved.
rerun - December 2, 2009, 5:29 pm

Well, we all know that know it all is prone to being racist.
LogicDude - December 2, 2009, 5:26 pm
But Know_nothing's version is as racist as his comment below is...
rerun - December 2, 2009, 3:31 pm

know it posted his own version of this poster....lame
spacedog - December 2, 2009, 3:25 pm
I'm pretty sure those are the knowledgeable guides that took the fat guys out there, knowitall. They get paid to keep the fatties alive, not pose as tough guys.
know_it_all - December 2, 2009, 3:03 pm
lol, all the black people had to stand in the back
agdaniele - December 1, 2009, 9:23 pm
X-tra, try making this poster... use the same picture, but add your text. Submit it... I'll approve it. Let's see how it does. Please and thank you.
Jericho - December 1, 2009, 7:02 pm
Hmm...Maybe Next Picture They Can Take With A Bunch Of Slaughtered Defenseless Baby Otters...*****les.
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 6:11 pm
xopster i think you missed the joke. we vote in lions on motifake.....
Xopster - December 1, 2009, 6:09 pm
great picture, stupid text. How about: Q How mandy ***ks with guns does it take to kill a beautiful Lion? Answer....
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 6:05 pm
I agree with you TTH as well
spacedog - December 1, 2009, 6:01 pm
I totally agree with the sentiment TrashHeap. Comments count, votes don't amount. 5Ls
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 5:41 pm
Just learn not to care about ratings. If at least 1 regular likes my poster enough to comment I am happy.
Jmac0585 - December 1, 2009, 5:37 pm
I registered this complaint a month ago in the forum. It's Irritating.
Derek - December 1, 2009, 5:24 pm
A portait of a dead lion and a pack of a**holes. Demotivating all right.
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 5:17 pm
3.67 after 3 votes! Thanks for proving my point hater!
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 5:09 pm
Thanx GS. It came to me in a dream.
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 5:07 pm
5 HooRahs!

FOOTLOCK - Don't try this at home.

TAGS: lion man laugh
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by suzieq

hermit57 - January 17, 2012, 7:11 am
Sure! It's all fun and games until someone gets eaten!
maoworks2 - January 15, 2012, 9:31 am
THe One IN The Back Got Her Eye On You !

M·E·M·E·S - · · · There is such a thing as going *too* far.

TAGS: meme lionel ritchie
Rating: 4.69/5

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x0311ofone - October 23, 2012, 8:33 pm
OK now I did laugh my a** off on this one.

EVERYTHING - the light touches is our Kingdom!

GENDO POSE - British lords are into it.


TAGS: rebellion georg ohm resistor german
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by forseti

spacedog - June 1, 2011, 7:15 pm
Greeny - June 1, 2011, 7:26 am
A LAWyer of 5ort5!

OVERCONFIDENCE - Just because you're at the top of the food chain, doesn't mean you're not expendable.

TAGS: lion food chain fail
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by Mongo

agdaniele - May 21, 2010, 11:51 pm
5L. We're technologically advanced... but certainly not at the top of the food chain.


TAGS: calendar i miss leo lion
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - October 1, 2012, 5:46 pm
Nice one Cavey.
CloudchaserS - October 1, 2012, 11:29 am
I'm 40 and I still have "Brownie," a plush beagle I adored when I was three.


TAGS: lion man pride burning anger
Rating: 4.87/5

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TheOne - October 27, 2012, 5:10 pm
Approved. 5L.

FATHERS - We put up with a lot of shit from our kids.

Christopher Walken -

FORBIDDEN LOVE - It was never meant to be

TAGS: love lion zebra
Rating: 3.92/5

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CANADA - July 30, 2009, 8:27 am
thank for the votes
agdaniele - July 30, 2009, 12:50 am
Well done.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 29, 2009, 10:54 pm
Oh, Canada!. You've come a long way man. 5 lions.
LogicDude - July 29, 2009, 3:39 pm
Interracial? Interspecies? I'm so confused...but not as confused as their offspring are gonna be! 5 Zeblions!
Fatt Matt - July 29, 2009, 3:30 pm
Great pic, great cap. +5 to you Canada!
BoneCD - July 29, 2009, 3:17 pm
But, but...then there was the sammich thing, and she was gone

THE COOLEST CIRCUS EVER - And then they fed him a midget for dessert.



TAGS: million needy souls friends
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Greeny - May 12, 2011, 7:02 am
As Sean would say: the internets. They have pictures there...
heyyouandthehuhwhats - May 11, 2011, 9:38 pm
hey greeny where ya get the pic lol???
Greeny - May 10, 2011, 8:35 pm
heck no, but the advertising revenue would be something...
spacedog - May 10, 2011, 7:38 pm
Nice challenge poster Greeny. Can you imagine motifake with millions here?
steph1 - May 10, 2011, 7:15 am
nicely put...however, we, the other 90% of the population, don't have the need to get ourselves enslaved...go figure

LIONS - I don't have to outrun them I just have to outrun you

REAL FAIL - Who cares if elephants are larger than the Moon? Apparently, the Sun (le Soleil) orbits the Earth (la Terre).

TAGS: millionaire fail moon
Rating: 2.73/5

In The Sanctuary Of Outcasts -


TAGS: lion
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - February 23, 2014, 11:26 am

Nicely done! Welcome to the site~~
GaryO - February 23, 2014, 11:04 am
Good first poster. Sit. Stay.

YEAH YEAH - Bla Bla Bla ...

TAGS: lion
Rating: 2.91/5

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MAN I HATE.... - Supporting them at their lowest point So that when they are successful again, they can never be referred to as 'bandwagon fans'

URGH! - I hate people who have a constant need for approval. If you agree, give me 5 lions.

TAGS: fishing for lions
Rating: 3.63/5

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Derek - June 13, 2011, 7:13 pm
Pretty clever :-)
Sho - June 12, 2011, 9:43 pm
I don't know about this...




TAGS: rebellion exist free
Rating: 4.82/5

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slutwalk - June 3, 2011, 11:41 pm
dang it all .. if these women would be dressed properly instead of like common ho's ... they would not be in stocks ... check it out
440wakeup - June 2, 2011, 4:59 pm
I didn't get it, but let me feather this out. I'm in the military, and i've been accused of being a rebel, and had EOC complaints again st me for following the rules and S.O.P's.
Feasibly - June 1, 2011, 8:44 pm
I'm not sure if you meant this one to be funny, but it struck me as hilariou5
house - June 1, 2011, 8:13 pm
WOW !! Love it 5 stockade blocks for you
spacedog - June 1, 2011, 7:48 pm
Superb. 5L



TAGS: rebellion perfectly good sandwich women
Rating: 4.5/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 17, 2012, 12:04 pm
But they might throw it away and look at you funny for a while.
spacedog - July 17, 2012, 8:46 am
Dang, that's a great idea. No one would steal my lunch outta the fridge at work.


TAGS: scarred lion
Rating: 4.46/5

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Current Resident - February 6, 2010, 7:58 pm
Roger. Right-On. 5L
Airman - February 5, 2010, 2:57 pm
I'll second Cubby
Cubbybear - February 5, 2010, 2:01 pm
Amen Brother...Amen!

FRIENDS - What we find in a soulmate is not something wild to tame But something wild to run with.

BLACKLIONS - I always think of ‘Ride of the Valkyries’ when I see American Airpower... wonder what the Taliban thinks of?

TAGS: blacklions taliban jets
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Mongo

marlygirl - April 21, 2011, 1:49 pm
Chillax - January 29, 2010, 5:10 pm
Sorry I missed the "i" at least I got Al Qaeda right. Even with the missing "i", thought it was a great improvement over previous commenter's spelling.
DreMagnum - January 29, 2010, 10:45 am
Most military men know how to spell "Taliban"
bonefish - January 29, 2010, 10:39 am
Maybe not effective all the time but there is nothing more satisfying then watching the look on Talban or Al Qaeda terrorist’s face and the sh*t stain on his pants from the precision laser guided JDAM video***e as they see it coming from about 100 feet.
Sidereal - January 14, 2010, 7:55 am
i dont recon they think a lot TBH, all the air power in the world doesnt sem to have stopped them. you cant fight fanaticism from an arm chair ar 40,000 feet. ;)
Derek - January 13, 2010, 4:08 pm
Stingers I suspect


TAGS: problem relion answers no questions
Rating: 3.81/5

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Budog - February 24, 2012, 10:08 pm
DW, I didn't realize that is what the pic depicts. Thanks for the info. I guess someone had to keep Loki that trickster out of trouble. Thor could handle it, he would be to much for today's ministers.
DaunWan - February 24, 2012, 7:42 pm
Yes, the very religious depiction of THOR sewing LOKI's face to his sleeve. That's in Second Perrenials, right?
GaryO - February 24, 2012, 10:26 am
Ah yes, I see that now. Thought it was just another thought provoking p*******…
Zetmonk - February 24, 2012, 4:20 am
I thought he was going for the eye. ;-)
gas - February 23, 2012, 11:09 pm
ahh ok, I wondered if it was some kind of representation of Jesus and Judas and I was missing something "biblical" U_u
Budog - February 23, 2012, 10:11 pm
Notice the one person is about the other persons mouth shut. It is there, but it does make you think to figure it out...
Greeny - February 23, 2012, 8:09 pm
I'd say it's an artistical cry for help
maoworks2 - February 23, 2012, 3:44 pm
I Have A Question ?
gas - February 23, 2012, 3:12 pm
I liked the text, but I don't get the picture.. what it's supposed to be?


TAGS: in the jungle the quiet jungle the lion belches tonight
Rating: 3.5/5

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Derek - November 15, 2009, 2:24 am
Heheh, tell that to Goldman-Sachs
agdaniele - November 15, 2009, 1:06 am
Beautiful. 5L

PEARL OF ALLAH - I think I know what happened to all that white dog poop from the '70s

TAGS: september challenge this thing is worth 40 million
Rating: 3.15/5

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dslohand - October 6, 2011, 12:46 am
Derek - January 26, 2010, 12:17 am
Looks like the "Elephant-man" of pearls

- A lion and a lamb can lay toghether, but the lamb will get little sleep. --- Woody Allen

TAGS: peace lion lamb woody allen
Rating: 2.08/5

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clon - August 26, 2008, 10:41 am
again... just browse some posters to get the point on this website.

GENDO POSE - Attracts shinigami.

PENGUIN RIDIN' - They see me rolling. they hatin' They hopin that they gon catch me ridin dirty


TAGS: woman million billion diamond ring
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - November 23, 2014, 11:03 am
Haha thanks :)
mizzdizz - November 23, 2014, 10:50 am
Pre-nup, boys! We're all blood-thirsty, money hungry batches on divorce day! And before, if you let us get away with it! LOL! That ring would earn you 5 kneeling lions! LOL!
JesusWept - November 21, 2014, 8:32 am
Thanks fellas :)
Thedge - November 21, 2014, 1:04 am
And if you don't pay the lawyers before skipping out of the country. 5
GaryO - November 20, 2014, 3:05 pm
Oh man, so right on

Restricted Area -

TAGS: mgm film movie lion animals
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - April 16, 2015, 11:53 am
concern3 - April 16, 2015, 5:48 am
It's like McDonalds I'm loving it a 5er

The Prince Of Tides -

DANDELION WISHES - My wish is that these are landing in the neighbors yard or dad's gonna kick my ass!

TAGS: dandelion wishes landing neighbor yard
Rating: 5/5

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holymoly - May 24, 2012, 2:23 pm
god ive missed some good ones... Hilariaous cause I can remember thinking the same thing.. FAV'd
MissPriss - May 18, 2012, 12:10 am
Thank you!!
GaryO - May 17, 2012, 10:12 pm
Good'n Mi55Pri55

Cure -

TAGS: constipation cure lion animals
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - April 26, 2015, 11:58 am
LOL!! YUP! In 3 . . 2 . . 1.. Lunch!!! This is GREAT!! 5 LOL lions, Weeping one!

~ A Simple Request ~ -

MR. M -

TAGS: motifake motinet lion sick humour
Rating: 4.95/5

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starryn8t - December 27, 2011, 5:05 am
LoL I love it.
caveman - December 27, 2011, 4:36 am
If you can't read it the sign says " offer but *** in exchange for life" "Masturbate furiosly" and "Use midget as shield"


YOUR BALL? - Sure, you can have it back! Hop on in and get it...

TAGS: lions animals wildlife
Rating: 4.45/5

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Reality Lord - March 31, 2012, 11:48 pm

cute :)

STUNT DOUBLES - Even in the animal kingdom, They get Mexicans to do their dirty work. *No minorities were hurt in this Motifake.

TAGS: zebra costume lion attack
Rating: 4.2/5

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fascistfrenchman - October 20, 2010, 7:01 am
Wow. That's awesome, but the Mexican reference is confusing; I don't see the (censored comment).
agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 7:58 pm
Fred? Are you here?
agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 7:45 pm
Hi fred! Are you logged on to motifake?
TheTrashHeap - March 12, 2010, 7:41 pm
Are you ( in your own pathetic way ) picking on a MOD because you WANT to get banned?
fred - March 12, 2010, 7:38 pm
Thank you Rerun! Related: I heard from a cheetah expert the other day, they don't think Cheetahs need hunting training.
GreyScorpion - January 25, 2010, 9:26 pm
MrRandom - January 25, 2010, 9:19 pm
You see, when a creature loves another creature very much......
rerun - January 25, 2010, 9:19 pm

in real life a wildlife rescue team is teaching these cubs how to hunt. They will eventually be released back into the wild and need to learn to fend for themselves
fred - January 25, 2010, 9:15 pm
WTF is happening here?

V-8 - I could'a had one...

IF YODA WAS THE LION KING - Simba, forgotten me you have. Circle of life, take your place you must. My son, true king you are.

TAGS: if yoda was the lion king
Rating: 3.94/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 14, 2012, 7:50 pm
"Simba, understand you do not. Our Kingdoms, collide they shall."
Smokemdanks - June 28, 2012, 5:59 pm
LOL simba doesnt forget mufasa he forgets himself xD but still 5L


GENDO POSE - Even cosplayers aren't safe from it.

HARRY POTTER - Harry Potter and the Empty Wallets!

GENDO POSE - British spies are into it.


TAGS: car lion
Rating: 1.73/5

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yalcohoga -


The Lion And The Lamb -


TAGS: one in a million girls
Rating: 4.93/5

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GreyScorpion - August 21, 2010, 10:43 pm
one in a million girl....5L
crankyhead - August 21, 2010, 10:18 pm
This poster is a beauty
Cubbybear - August 21, 2010, 7:58 pm
But don't fall in love....5 Poodles

Leadership -

TAGS: lion facepalm pride failure redux
Rating: 4.88/5

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Greeny - June 15, 2015, 8:23 pm
Pay cometh before pride... thank goodneth
spacedog - April 29, 2013, 10:25 pm
HA! No no, I'm not that clever. This poster was from a few days back when we had the reset. I just couldn't find the image again, so this one had to do.
MissPriss - April 29, 2013, 10:20 pm
Not sure but it feels like a few 5L clues that says you're talking about motifake...teehee!


TAGS: greybead motifake lion aslan forever
Rating: 4.88/5

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5150monkeylove - September 20, 2012, 7:37 pm
nah, I am good at dodging teeth. I might just run away and join a hippie commune.
Airman - September 17, 2012, 7:05 pm
well done
crankyhead - September 17, 2012, 5:34 pm
Thi5 i5 deep... pardon the pun. =)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 17, 2012, 10:06 am
I figured you'd been mauled by dogs....You should drop by more often.5L
5150monkeylove - September 17, 2012, 12:54 am
Thanks and cheers to the Old Guard.
gas - September 16, 2012, 9:44 am
love it!

one day -

if A group of lions is a pride -

TAGS: lions g** pride freedom
Rating: 4.78/5

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Silverheart - November 12, 2015, 10:07 pm


new for your bucket list -

TAGS: lion book nads
Rating: 4.64/5

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MissPriss - April 25, 2014, 2:09 pm
Alrighty, how's about 4T's?


Suspicion -

BRUCE WAYNE - Not so much a successful businessman as a failed communist.

TAGS: batman bruce wayne billionaire commie idiot
Rating: 3.71/5

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agdaniele - October 23, 2009, 7:14 pm
LMAO!!!! 5L
BoneCD - October 23, 2009, 7:56 am
LMAO Wit...5 mishandled lucky a** Poodles to you

POOR LOGICDUDE... - All He Ever Wanted Was Some Lions...

TAGS: logicdude lions wolves
Rating: 3.65/5

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Derek - February 4, 2010, 3:52 pm
@Lolness - well spotted - and not a pig in sight.
Lolness - February 4, 2010, 3:45 pm
Circe's palace :)


TAGS: you cant blame the lions on us we just rooted for them
Rating: 3.47/5

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Ding - January 21, 2011, 7:22 am
I bet there was a few agnostics who went along with the crowd.. just in case... Its also possible that most of the crowd were agnostics following 1 or 2 true believers.. PS worst form of nudity is sandals AND socks...
Sean - August 5, 2009, 12:08 am
Oh yeah, Airman? Name one person that an agnostic ever stomped to death ... didn't think so.
Airman - June 24, 2009, 12:46 pm
I do believe the Agnostics are being ignored in all of this debating.
Sean - June 20, 2009, 1:38 pm
Hath thy guinness forsaken thee? But hey, look at the time. Gottago! Tootles, loner.
agdaniele - June 20, 2009, 1:09 pm
Sandals? Anyone? I'm soooo alone.
Sean - June 20, 2009, 12:57 pm
Hey, thanks. Just to repeat myself a tad, I mean this more as jab at my own atheism (or neurosis) than at anyone else's views. Glad it's getting laughs from different directions.
KDP3 - June 20, 2009, 12:47 pm
5 lions/monkeys and I'm not even atheist!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - June 20, 2009, 1:32 am
Now I'm afraid to go to sleep.
Sean - June 19, 2009, 10:52 pm
I've said it before (truth) and I'll say it again: Sandals are the worst form of nudity.
agdaniele - June 19, 2009, 10:35 pm
Chew on it for awhile... it's layered.
agdaniele - June 19, 2009, 10:20 pm
It's anti-sandals!
Sean - June 19, 2009, 9:51 pm
I'm glad this is not seen as anti-Christian, as that is not at all my intent. Most atheists go through a period of ***kishness. I've been over mine for months now. I'm still paranoid though, in my dreams. Take it easy Dudes in special shoes.
FTACHASER357 - June 19, 2009, 8:38 pm
I like this poster, because us Christians can KICK really HARD! :-)
LogicDude - June 19, 2009, 7:20 pm
WHO told you about our special shoes!?
Sean - June 19, 2009, 6:35 pm
Hey thanks, RON. The Canadian Tire money is on its way (including the top up to cover the exchange rate). And yes to the t-shirt request. That'd be so cool.
RON - June 19, 2009, 6:23 pm
can i make a t-shirt of this Sean?...lol Once again a TRUE MOTIFAKE...just this once to say to you...(tear in eye) you are the BEST! I wish all knew that!...your portfollio is just awesome of talent and genius, and great humor. Send the $1000 to my home
Sean - June 19, 2009, 6:13 pm
motifake - June 19, 2009, 6:05 pm


Snoop Dogg -